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1.
And it goes, and it goes And it goes a little something like this Hit it! All alone here on a Friday After all the things that I did my way I will come back home to my shell Can I ever break out of this cold cell? I've just about had it up to here Can't you leave me alone? About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored) And I suck I suck What the fuck? I suck Just tonight I saw a beauty Her pigtails could send a shiver through me But she walked off with some lame guy Why can't I have someone here to say hi? I've just about had it up to here Can't you leave me alone? About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored) And I suck I suck What the fuck? I suck I've just about had it up to here Can't you leave me alone? About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored) And I suck I suck What the fuck? I suck It's gonna be okay Except in the case you're a whale Huh? A whale is gonna die Don't care who's watchin' when we tearin' it up Hip, hip You know That magic that we got, nobody can touch Hip, hip Fo' sho' Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah) Hip, hip Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side Hip, hip I've just about had it up to here Can't you leave me alone? Like it's the last night of our lives (Uh-huh) About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored) We'll keep dancin' 'til we die And I suck I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums I suck Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone What the fuck? So while you're here in my arms I suck Let's make the most of the night Like we're gonna die young I suck I've just about had it up to here Can't you leave me alone? About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored) Huh? And I suck I suck What the fuck? I suck I suck I suck
2.
"I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? I am weeping. I am weeping. I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. I just can't do this. I'm sorry." The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face I just made love with your sweet memory One thousand times in my head You said you loved it more than ever You said You remain, turned away Turning further every day You remain, turned away Turning further every day The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face Just where I was before you appeared I talked for hours to your wallet photograph And you just listened You laughed, enchanted by my intellect Or maybe you didn't You remain, turned away Turning further every day You remain, turned away Turning further every day The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face (Do you believe what I sing now?) The world has turned and left me here (Do you believe what I sing now?) Just where I was before you appeared (Do you believe?) And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my Do you believe what I sing now? Do you believe what I sing now? Do you believe? "And you guys can huh?, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch"
3.
This one is Mashpit certified City streets at night Can be so intimidating I'm not the toughest guy I gotta keep my eyes open You came out of nowhere Man, you really freak me out I'm so afraid of you And when I lose my cool I don't know what to do I know you don't mean no harm You're just doing your thing But man, you really freak me out Did I hurt you? Are you okay? Can I buy you a drink? Oh, what's the world coming to? You came out of nowhere Man, you really freak me out I'm so afraid of you And when I lose my cool I don't know what to do I know you don't mean no harm You're just doing your thing But man, you really freak me out Five, seven, seven, four, seven, eight, nine, ten Eleven, twelve, thirteen times out of ten I got baseball bats swinging at the same time And they both swinging at both sides of my head Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out I feel like I could be gunned down any second, hear the sound, bang Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out I feel like I could be gunned down any second, any time soon Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out I feel like I could be gunned down any second, hear the sound, bang Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out I feel like I could be gunned down any second, any time soon Man, you really freak me out I'm so afraid of you And when I lose my cool I don't know what to do I know you don't mean no harm You're just doing your thing But man, you really freak me out I'm so afraid of you And when I lose my cool I don't know what to do I know you don't mean no harm You're just doing your thing But man, you really freak me out (Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out) I'm so afraid of you And when I lose my cool

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Merry Weepmas, from David & Shan. Keep it Weezy this holiday!

Samples:

David0Mario - Christmas Sucks:
Ross Lynch - Christmas Soul
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq
Mark Ronson, Rivers Cuomo - I Suck
Rhett & Link - Tough Decisions (A Whale Is Gonna Die)
Weezer - Island In The Sun
Ke$ha - Die Young
Weezer - Buddy Holly
Weezer - Beverly Hills

David0Mario - Left On Christmas Day:
Phoenix, Bill Murray, David Johansen, Jason Schwartzman - Alone on Christmas Day
Weezer - The World Has Turned And Left Me Here

David0Mario & himynameisshan. - December Freaks Me Out:
Linkin Park - My December
Weezer - Freak Me Out
Jakey - Like Totally Freak Me Out
Weezer - Buddy Holly

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released December 24, 2023

Album art by shmepoe: twitter.com/shmepoe
David0Mario: david0mario.com
himynameisshan.: www.youtube.com/@hmnis

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