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Sex Machine
02:02
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I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (So tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (Who I am)
This one is Mashpit certified
Oh
Monday night, I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night, I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night, I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?
Oh
Oh
I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (What I said)
Oh
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no (Say no)
Oh
Thursday night, I'm makin' Denise
Friday night, I'm makin' Sharise
Saturday night, I'm makin' Louise
Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?
(What's a guy to do?)
Thursday night, I'm makin' Denise
Friday night, I'm makin' Sharise
Saturday night, I'm makin' Louise
Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?
(What's a guy to do?)
Oh, tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, please
Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?
Oh
Oh
Huh?
Oh
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The Ultimate Hustle
03:48
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Hasta luego, hasta luego
Hasta luego, adios
This one is Mashpit certified
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
[Beatbox solo from Rock Your Body]
Aren't we too grown for games?
Aren't we too grown to play around?
Young enough to chase
But old enough to know better
Are we too grown for changin'?
Are we too grown to mess around? Yeah
Ooh, and I can't wait forever, baby
Both of us should know better
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
Crawlin' back to you
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Ever thought of callin' when
You've had a few?
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
'Cause I always do
Maybe I'm too
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Busy bein' yours
To fall for somebody new
Now, I've thought it through
This is the ultimate showdown
A whale is gonna die
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Hey, wanna see something neat?
Got my helmet on my head
Figure out what that zombie said (What?)
Lava all over the room
Got a half-heart left, man, I am doomed
Don't have any iron bars
My pick just broke into some shards
Scary noise, what should I do?
Go left or right? I'll have to choose
Visions of last time flash inside my mind
I'm scared, oh well
And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there
Don't mine at night
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright
Don't mine at night
There's nothing that is gonna change
If you just wait until the day
Zombies wanna eat your brains
Don't mine at night
I know it's me you're gonna thank
Make a bed, it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
Don't mine at night
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a, woah
Don't mine at night
Stomach's all tied up in knots
This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost
This is really getting old
Found like two pieces of coal
Down one way, there's just stone
Monsters won't leave me alone
Down another, there's some lava
And of course, I get pwned
Remember last time I tried to mine at night
I failed, so bad
I lost all my stuff, It was really tough
That's it (Rage quit!)
Don't mine at night
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright
Don't mine at night
There's nothing that is gonna change
If you just wait until the day
Zombies wanna eat your brains
Don't mine at night
I know it's me you're gonna thank
Make a bed, it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
Don't mine at night
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a, woah
Don't mine at night (Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night (Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night (Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night (Don't mine at night)
D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
Don't mine at night
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright
Don't mine at night
There's nothing that is gonna change
If you just wait until the day
Zombies wanna eat your brains
Don't mine at night
I know it's me you're gonna thank
Make a bed, it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
Don't mine at night
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a, woah
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All my favorite songs are slow and sad (All my favorite songs are sad)
All my favorite people make me mad (So mad, so mad)
Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad
All my favorite songs are slow and sad
I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as you
I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat
I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed
Sophisticated food is what I'm all about
I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay its eggs in my mouth
30% cacao is the limit for me
And I'm an American man, so I like American cheese
I eat my fish in stick form and my chicken is nuggets
And I prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as you
Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition
I like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant
My favorite literary genre is French-Canadian manga
And my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas
Top 40 jams are what I like to hear
You go to top 41 and things start to get weird
I don't watch movies not starring Tom Hanks
But I'll take a chance if it's directed by Michael Bay
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as you
I like moleskins, hummus, Pilates, and Ted Talks
I like Thomas Kinkade, cake walks, and sidewalk chalk
I like driving motorcycles 'cause I get to change gears
I like riding on the side 'cause I like to not steer
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as
I like what I like 'cause I like what I like
And I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
The same exact things as you
A whale is gonna die
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We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy, and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud
Playing together like good friends should
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Bob the Builder!
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Bob the Builder!
(Built this city)
Can we fix it?
We built, we built this city
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
Bob the Builder!
(Built this city)
Can we fix it?
We built, we built this city
Bob the Builder!
Yes, we can!
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Sometimes I wanna pack it all up
Get on a bus and move to Vermont
Or Maine, or any of those states back East
That I remember
Sometimes I wanna go back to school
An East Coast college with some history
I'd be satisfied, I know
In the simple things
Longtime sunshine
Longtime sunshine upon me
I'm gonna rock my Audible
Headphone, Grapes of Wrath
Drift off to oblivion
I just don't care, I just don't care
I'ma be rocking like this (Huh?)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Why don't you put it on the blog, ah!
Rockin' like this is my job (gimme gimme)
We can't help that we popular (Nope!)
And all these folks wanna flock to us (Yeah-yeah!)
Come to a show and just rock with us
[Beatbox solo from Rock Your Body]
Pick it up!
I'ma be living that good life
I'ma be living that good-good
One, twenty-one guns
Lay down your arms
I'ma be living that good life
It's time I got back to the good life
I'm good
The truth is
I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong
No I don't, I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play
Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be (Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity (Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills (Yeah!)
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills (Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
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David0Mario
hey! i'm david. i'm a mashup artist and physical media collector
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