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1.
El Baite 03:08
El Scorcho! Ay carumba! This one is Mashpit certified Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I asked you to go to the Greep concert You said you never heard of them How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary: "Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again." I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart (How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute? Just come up to me and say hello to my heart) How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do And maybe you're scared to say "I'm falling for you" I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone I think I'd be good for you So while you're here in my arms And you'd be good for me Let's make the most of the night Like we're gonna die young A whale is gonna die I'm a lot like you In television dreams of tomorrow No matter what you choose We're not the ones who're meant to follow I'm a lot like you (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh) A whale is gonna die We're gonna die young No matter what you do For that's enough to argue And I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh) And you'd be good for me A whale is gonna die We're gonna die young
2.
I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I'm alright with the movies That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure And I am built like a mother and a total machine Forgive, and I forget I know my age, and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity Just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear Forgive, and I forget I know my age, and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American hips I know my place I know my place, and this is it I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ah" Like, "Ah" (Oh, my fucking God) All the time I'm grateful all the time I'm sexy, and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Oh, all the time I'm grateful all the time (Grateful all the fucking time) I'm sexy, and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Forgive, and I forget I know my age, and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American hips I know my place I know my place, and this is it I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ah"
3.
Ooh-ooh-ooh Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Woo! I got a PC, you got a Mac I'm givin' you flak for your AirPort I read books and you watch TV You wanna be free to relax more But when I think about the other people I could see Nobody else out there could ever make me happy I wonder how we came to be The odd couple is what we are in reality But we are so happy in everything we do The odd couple is what they're saying of you and me But we know the feeling that we share is true I got the magic in me Every time I touch that track it turn- Sometimes I want to strangle your neck Or write you a check to get goin' There's only so much more I can take I made a mistake without knowin' But when I think about the way your little heart beats When I am holdin' you and you are holdin' onto me I wonder how we came to be The odd couple is what we are in reality But we are so happy in everything we do The odd couple is what they're saying of you and me But we know the feeling that we share is true I think it's workin' baby, that's the point I'm tryin' to make If I said something else to you then I would be a fake I wonder how we came to be I wonder how we came to be Huh? The odd couple is what we are in reality But we are so happy in everything we do The odd couple is what they're saying of you and me But we know the feeling that we share is true A whale is gonna die The odd couple No matter what you choose I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums A whale is gonna die The odd couple No matter what you do Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone A whale is gonna die The odd couple It's gonna be okay The odd couple So while you're here in my arms Except in the case you're a whale Let's make the most of the night Yeah, yeah A whale is gonna die Like we're gonna die young
4.
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) There's always a number that'll make you feel bad about yourself (Oh yeah, you're right, I want it) You try to measure up, try to measure up to somebody else (Oh yeah, you're right, I want it) Numbers are out to get you Numbers are out to get you Numbers, ooh ooh I hear the sadness in your laughter So call on me and tell me what you need Just call on me and tell me what you need And I gotta get to rock bottom (Uh) Look at him, look at her They got a million Likes (Oh yeah, you're right, I want it) You better figure out how to multiply, divide (Oh yeah, you're right, I want it) Numbers are out to get you They'll kill you if they get through Numbers, ooh ooh I hear the sadness in your laughter So call on me and tell me what you need Just call on me and tell me what you need Paper or plastic Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean Giving a whale cancer But did you know that The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree Which happens to be the residency of the dwarf-winged beaver bee Huh? I hear- Your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone So while you're here in my arms Let's make the most of the night Like we're gonna die young I hear the sadness in your laughter (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh) We're gonna die young (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh) I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you We're gonna die young And I snuck in through the garden gate Every night that summer just to seal my fate (Oh) I hear the sadness in your laughter (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh) Let's make the most of the night And I scream, "For whatever it's worth I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?" Like we're gonna die young [Whistling from All Star] (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A whale is gonna die
5.
Wepdt Jamb 02:29
This one mashpit certified Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo She played the fiddle in an Irish band But she fell in love with an English man Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, "Baby, I just wanna dance" I met her on Grafton Street (doo-doo-doo-doo) right outside of the bar She shared a cigarette with me (doo-doo-doo-doo) while her brother played the guitar She asked me what does it mean, (doo-doo-doo-doo) the Gaelic ink on your arm? Said it was one of my friend's songs, do you wanna drink on? She took Jamie as a chaser, Jack for the fun She got Arthur on the table with Johnny riding a shotgun Chatted some more, one more drink at the bar Then put Van on the jukebox, got up to dance You know, she played the fiddle in an Irish band But she fell in love with an English man Kissed her on the neck (doo-doo-doo-doo) and then I took her by the hand Said, "Baby, I just wanna dance" (doo-doo-doo-doo) With my pretty little Galway Girl (doo-doo-doo-doo) A whale is gonna die No matter what you choose A whale is gonna die No matter what you do A whale is gonna die It's gonna be okay It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me, saying "Get back together, come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday, (doo-doo-doo-doo) you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days (doo-doo-doo-doo) 'til I say I'm sorry (doo-doo-doo-doo) It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone So while you're here in my arms The sky was gold, it was rose [Beatbox solo from Rock Your Body] I was taking sips up into my nose It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry And I wish I could get back there, some place back there In the place we used to start our lives It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi" And I want something else Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie And I want something else A whale is gonna die [Whistling from All Star] Oh Oh Oh
6.
(Payback is a bad bitch and, baby, I'm the baddest) (Go) Now I'm out here lookin' like revenge Feelin' like a ten, the best I've ever been And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute) Now you're out here lookin' like regret Ain't too proud to beg, second chance you'll never get And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute) Now, payback is a bad bitch and baby, I'm the baddest You fuckin' with a savage, can't have this, can't have this (Ah) And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good Showin' you up like I knew that- I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Feelin' inspired 'cause the tables have turned Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns 'Cause the grass is greener under me Bright as Technicolor, I can tell that you can see And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute) Now, payback is a bad bitch and baby, I'm the baddest You fuckin' with a savage, can't have this, can't have this (Ah) And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good Showin' you up like I knew that I I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Feelin' inspired 'cause the tables have turned Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns Talk that talk, baby Better walk, better walk that walk, baby If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby Better walk, better walk that walk, baby, If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby Better walk, better walk that walk, baby (Oh, yeah, yeah) Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good Showin' you up like I knew that I would I'm sorry (I'm not sorry) Feelin' inspired 'cause the tables have turned (Have turned) Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns (So sorry, not sorry, not sorry) (Payback is a bad bitch and, baby, I'm the baddest)
7.
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well, you know We all want to change the world But when you talk about destruction Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right All right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We'd all love to see the plan You ask me for a contribution Well, you know We're doing what we can But when you want money For people with minds that hate All I can tell is brother you have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be all right All right, all right But if you go carrying pictures of chairman mao You ain't going to make it with anyone any how Don't you know it's gonna be all right All right, all right, all right Don't you know it's gonna be all right Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh All right, all right Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh All right, all right, all right Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh All right, all right, all right Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh All right, all right
8.
A little bit, a little bit of love Goes a pretty long way Take a look at where you started from And where you are today You climbed mountains, swam oceans You got knocked down and kept going In the end, you know you got to say A little bit of love goes a pretty long way All your wounds are healing fine I'm so glad I got you in my life Now the winter frost is gone Now is a chance to live the life we want You climbed mountains, swam oceans You got knocked down and kept going In the end, you know you got to say A little bit of love goes a pretty long way
9.
This one is Mashpit certified Every morning, every day, I am hopin' for a chance to get away In the evening, every night, I am dreamin' of a chance to make it right And if you take this away from me I'll never forgive you, can't you see Our life will, be broken Our hate will be unspoken I'm just a box in a cage I'm just a box in a cage I'm just a box, just a box in a cage I'm just a box, just a box in a cage I'm just a box, just a box in a cage I'm just a box in a cage I can feel those, metal chains And they're holding back the hope that keeps me sane I can fight back, yes I can 'Cause I'm strong enough to show you I'm a man And I hate what you do, when your poison seeps through and you're laughin' at me And if you take this away from me I'll never forgive you can't you see Our life will, be broken Our hate will be unspoken Didn't get the joke Didn't mean to poke another Just to save myself from some, something, something or another one Well, walk home Every chance that I get I am placin' a bet on the sun in the sky as it sets out of sight And I hate what you do when your poison seeps through and you're laughing at me And if you take this away from me I'll never forgive you can't you see Our life will, be broken Our hate will be unspoken We have one chance, one chance to get everything right And if you take this away from me I'll never forgive you can't you see My friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me Our life will, be broken Our hate will be unspoken I just don't think that it's right- And now I wonder If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you Tonight Let's make the most of the night Our hate will be unspoken Like we're gonna die young A whale is gonna die [Whistling from All Star] I've seen so many ships sail in We're gonna die young (Can't stop, can't stop the partying) Just to head back out again and go off sinking We're gonna die young (Can't stop, can't stop the partying)

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The fourth collaborative Weezer themed EP by David0Mario & himynameisshan.

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released October 11, 2023

David0Mario: youtube.com/@david0mario
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