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Everybody Make Decisions
03:53
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The Eminem Show is filmed before a live studio audience
"Alright kids, The Eminem Show is proud to present, The Mashpit's own, David and Shan!"
This one is Mashpit certified
Paper or plastic
Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
Giving a whale cancer
But did you know that
The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree
Which happens to be the residency of the dwarf-winged beaver bee
And when the dwarf-winged beaver bees no longer have
Homes in which to go, then I think you should know
That they've been known to reconstruct their hives
Right inside of those same whale's blowholes
So you can weigh
All these factors before you choose to decide
But either way
Know this
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
It's gonna be okay
Except in the case you're a whale
A whale is gonna die
Dine in or take-out
An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
So you take it to go, then on the way home
You know you start to smelling those french fries
So you reach in the bag
And take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge
And who knows what's in the water below
So you should've dined in
Huh?
But if you dined in
You decide to shake salt on those fries
With the shaker that the previous guy coughed on
And then you rub your eyes, oh no
The next morning you wake up with a wicked face itch
You drive to urgent care, your eyes swell shut
Then you drive off the very same bridge from when
You didn't dine in, and did I mention
Both times you hit a whale
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
It's gonna be okay
Except in the case you're a whale
A whale is gonna die
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night (night, night)
How dare you say that my behavior's unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical
I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, 'cause if I do, you'll need a miracle
You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here
The double vision I was seeing is finally clear
You want to stay, but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fuckin' tread the ground that I am walking on
But when it gets cold outside and you got nobody to love
You'll understand what I mean when I say
"There's no way we're gonna give up"
And like a little girl cries in the face
Of a monster that lives in her dreams
Is there anyone out there?
'Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
It's gonna be okay
Except in the case you're a whale
A whale is gonna die
[Beatbox Solo from Rock Your Body]
[Whistling from Whistle]
[Whistling from All Star]
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Lights Of Wrath
02:51
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This one is Mashpit certified
I had a way then
Losin' it all on my own
I had a heart then
But the queen has been overthrown
And I'm not sleepin' now
The dark is too hard to beat
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
Noises, I play within my head
Touch my own skin
And hope that I'm still breathin'
And I think back to when
My brother and my sister slept
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone
'Cause they're callin', callin', callin' me home
Callin', callin', callin' home
[Whistling from All Star]
No scrub (No, no)
No scrub (No, no)
No scrub (No, no)
No scrub (No, no)
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone
'Cause they're callin', callin', callin' me home
Callin', callin', callin' home, home
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I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
Oh, I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop, partying, partying
I gotta have the cars, I gotta have the jewels
And if you was me, honey, you would do it too
Monday to Sunday I hit all the clubs
And now e'rybody know me when I pull up
I got the real big posse with me, yeah I'm deep
And if you lookin' for me I'm in VIP
Just follow the smoke; they're bringing bottles of the Goose
And all the girls in the corner getting loose
Screw rehab I love my addiction
No sleep, no sleep, I am always on a mission cause
I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
Oh, I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop, partying, partying
I gotta have the cars, I gotta have the jewels
And if you was me, honey, you would do it too
Uh, party like tomorrow is my funeral
Gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals
And the unusual is the fucking usual
Man, my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual
Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy
Upside down MTV
Please don't shoot me down because
I'm an endangered species
It's the days of our lives but my night just started
I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party
I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
Oh, I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop, partying, partying
I gotta have the cars, I gotta have the jewels
And if you was me, honey, you would do it too
I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
I can't stop partying, partying
Can't stop, can't stop the partying
I can't stop partying, partying
Can't stop, can't stop the partying
Oh
Can't stop, can't stop the partying
Oh
Can't stop, can't stop the partying
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My name is Jonas, I'm carryin' the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us, but this is how we feel
Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea
Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then, once but never again
We've all left the den, let me tell you about it
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said, "Hey man, we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay
My name is Wepeel, got a box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries, but they're still making noise, making noise
Tell me what to do, now the tank is dry
Now this wheel is flat, and you know what else?
Guess what I received in the mail today
Words of deep concern from my little brother
The building's not goin' as he planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear a path
The driver swears he learned his math
The workers are going home, the workers are going home
The workers are going home, the workers are going home, yeah
The workers are going home, the workers are going home
The workers are going home, yeah, yeah, yeah
My name is Weep
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You call me all friendly
Tellin' me how much you miss me
That's funny, I guess you've heard my songs
Well, I'm too busy for your business
Go find a girl who wants to listen
'Cause if you think I was born yesterday, you have got me wrong
So I cut you off
I don't need your love
'Cause I already cried enough
I've been done
I've been movin' on since we said goodbye
I cut you off
I don't need your love
So you can try all you want
Your time is up, I'll tell you why
You say you're sorry, but it's too late now
So save it, get gone, shut up
'Cause if you think I care about you now
Well, boy, I don't give a fuck
I remember that weekend
When my best friend caught you creepin'
You blamed it all on the alcohol
So, I made my decision
'Cause you made your bed, sleep in it
Play the victim and switch your position
I'm through, I'm done
So I cut you off
I don't need your love
'Cause I already cried enough
I've been done
I've been movin' on since we said goodbye
I cut you off
I don't need your love
So you can try all you want
Your time is up, I'll tell you why
You say you're sorry, but it's too late now
So save it, get gone, shut up
'Cause if you think I care about you now
Well, boy, I don't give a fuck
I see you tryna get to me
I see you beggin' on your knees
Boy, I don't give a fuck
So stop tryna get to me
Tch, get up off your knees
'Cause, boy, I don't give a fuck
About you
No, I don't give a damn
You keep reminiscin' on when you were my man
But I'm over you
Now you're all in the past
Your time is up, I'll tell you why
I'll tell you why
You say you're sorry, but it's too late now
So save it, get gone, shut up
(Too late now)
'Cause if you think I care about you now
Well, boy, I don't give a fuck
(Boy, I don't give a)
I see you tryna get to me
I see you beggin' on your knees
Boy, I don't give a fuck
So stop tryna get to me (get to me)
Tch, get up off your knees
'Cause, boy, I don't give a fuck
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Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But Momma, I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But Cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towel's on the mat, my white flag is wavin' (Mbabarara)
I mean, she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
It's been a while since we talked last
And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But Dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that'll make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song
About the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (Mbabarara)
I love it when she calls my phone
She's even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (Mbabarara)
It's gonna be a long drive home
But I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door, take off my coat, and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure like
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
She's got a smile that'll make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue (I'm not done)
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there (Man, I swear)
She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a ten
Now she's even got her own song (But movin' on)
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours (Not sayin' one word)
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future, she's the main component
Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love
Or whatever you call it, but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
Take a look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's the only one I got (Mbabarara)
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Mbabarara, mbabarara)
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
Young hearts, out our minds, runnin' 'til we outta time
Wild childs, lookin' good, livin' hard just like we should
Don't care who's watchin' when we tearin' it up (You know)
That magic that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side
Like it's the last night of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep dancin' 'til we die
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night
Like we're gonna die young
[Whistling from All Star]
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